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August 28, 2002

Quick update from Dave

Emily will be 4 next month so I thought I would post a quick update. We are also taking her on her first flight tomorrow morning, so this might be followed up with a tale of frustration or surprise. We’ll see.

First, Emily is getting ready to crawl. She is so ready. She has been rolling over since week 7, has been smiling and interacting since about 8 weeks and is itching to start crawling. She puts her legs up and tries, but most of the time the carpet or the bed is to slippery for her to get a footing. That is ok, it’s a good exercise. She also has started grabbing anything we have in our hands. Whatever we have, she wants. And everything she gets a hold of goes right into her mouth. We thought she was starting to teethe about 6 weeks ago, but the drooling has continued with no teeth. Not a problem. Burp rags come in handy for all that saliva.

She is a little over 17 pounds and pretty big. She was big when she was born but seems to be tapering off on the quick weight gain. Again, not a problem. Big babies are cute. Her eyes are still blue but since brown eyes are common in my family, we are waiting for the change. Patti got her first pictures taken yesterday and we can’t wait to get them. We take a bunch of pictures, as you can tell from this web site, but this was done in a studio, so, I guess, they will look better. I don’t know. I just do what I am told.

That is it. I have to get back to work so I can get out of here. There is much more to say, like stories about our house hunting in an extremely over-inflated Boston market, but I have to get back to the tar pits. I’ll write more after or during our trip to Minnesota.

August 20, 2002

Assorted goofiness

<b>INVESTORS QUESTION "ELVIS," "DONALD DUCK,"
"TUPAC" SIGNATURES ON CORPORATE OATHS</b>
New York, N.Y. — While the SEC and President Bush lauded corporate executives for certifying their financial statements, investor groups poring over the pledges since the Wednesday deadline said they couldn't help but notice that nearly half the CEOs and CFOs did not appear to have signed their own names. <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/aug02/oaths.shtml">Click her for full article</a>

<b>EDUCATORS FIGHT TO PROTECT
SELF-ESTEEM OF GOOFY, LOSER KIDS</b>
Marido, Ohio — Arguing that nothing lowers a child's self-esteem like public humiliation, school administrators in this city of 15,000 are enacting new policies meant to keep students from being openly singled out for their deficiences, especially, school officials said, obvious losers like Nick Watson, Chandra Mueller, or those stupid Calucci twins. <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/self_esteem.shtml"> Click her for full article </a>

<b>OBESE PASSENGERS DEMAND RIGHT
TO EAT PERSON IN NEXT SEAT</b>
Washington, D.C. — Controversy over a Southwest Airlines' policy continued today as advocates for the obese angrily insisted overweight passengers should not be forced to buy an extra ticket, but should instead be allowed to eat the person in the seat next to them. <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/fast_food.shtml"> Click her for full article </a>

<b>GREENPEACE WILL NOW OPPOSE EVERYTHING</b>
Amsterdam — Known for its long-standing opposition to whaling, logging, strip mining, genetically modified food, nuclear power, the chemical industry, wars, corporations, politics, and weapons, the activist group Greenpeace today announced that as of 12:01 this morning, it will just oppose everything. <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/greenpeace.shtml"> Click her for full article </a>

BILL ALLOWS PILOTS TO CARRY GUNS

NOW TWO THINGS IN COCKPIT WILL BE LOADED
America West Crews Can Now Pop a Cap and Top on a Cold One .

Click <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/loaded.shtml">here</a> for rest of article.

August 06, 2002

So I'm at CVS today...

So I’m at CVS today, in no particular rush, but not happy overall to be standing in line. This couple in front of me on line was buying a single tube of toothpaste. When the girl at the register rang up the item, it took over a minute for the woman to hunt through her purse to get the money. I am not joking. One full minute. I wanted to tap her on the shoulder and say, “This might sound crazy, but do you think, maybe, just maybe, you could have your wallet out when you’re being rung up?” I hate to be so impatient, but a little courtesy would go a long way. It certainly should not have been a shock to the person that CVS wanted money in exchange for the toothpaste. It was almost like the customer was taken by surprise when the cashier told her the amount. Just thought I’d share.