Apprentice Episode? who cares, they're all the same.
Another running commentary of tonight?s Apprentice, a show that mocks the real world by showing off a bunch of backstabbing idiots who treasure a guy who turned his father?s millions into more millions.
- Recap of last week's show. Trump let the rocker go.
- I have to admit the show?s theme song, ?Money? is catchy. I just wished they got rid of the images of the contestants, Trump, his staff, his helicopters and anything that makes me realize I am about to waste a precious hour of my life watching this crap.
- Magna are idiots?? YOU?RE ALL IDIOTS, YOU IDIOT!!
- Who?s a lazy piece of crap? Are we watching Survivor?
- When did Friday from Adamm?s Family get on the show? I didn?t read the press release.
- Yes, a good steamrolling is a great idea, but with actual equipment that results in your REAL death, Michael.
- Ouch. No make up. Stop those morning shots of the women, I just threw up in my mouth.
- This is not a job interview. Stop saying that. This is a stupid TV show.
- Dove Cool Moist? This should be fun and original. Or maybe it will resemble a bunch of mice running around in different directions without a clue. Not sure which one.
- One of those contestants works for IBM. I don?t want to say which one because it?s an insult to IBM. Actually, if I called her a moron it would be an insult to morons.
- Extravaganza? Oh, stop using big words Friday, you?ll have to take a nap on a cushy blue mat.
- I love George. I wish he provided a running commentary but with hard curse words, maybe on cable so they wouldn?t have to bleep out the fun parts.
- Oh, there is that girl but with makeup. My mistake, she is hideous either way.
- Kristin?s boyfriend is a director so that makes her an expert. With that logic, I am an expert on giving birth.
- How about this idea for a commercial: You show a bunch of media whores who desperately want the camera to pan on them and for the producers to give them air time so they act domineering, arrogant and surly. Oh wait, that is this show.
- Hey, how did that shot of a Fed Ex truck get in there? Trump is right now sending Fed Ex an invoice for 100 grand for that little promo. Sales at Fed Ex are going up 50% as I write this. This is TRUMP?s show damn it and everything that touches it turns to gold.
- Actress? She is an actress? She is doing a terrible job of acting pissed. I would fire <i>her</i>.
- Why does the show make them hold their cell phones like that? It?s annoying and no one I know holds them like that. They look like my daughter holding a new food deciding if she is going to take a bite or throw it at me and run away.
- I hate the scenes of trump acting like a big shot followed by some useless and obvious pieces of crap?I mean advice.
- You?re an unknown actress, read: waitress. Get used to being treated poorly.
- Wait! Did that skeezy redneck lawyer just sweet talk that ?pissed? actress. What the f? Did I just enter some upside down world of right and wrong?
- Why are they making up new music? I can download something from iTunes for 99 cents. I bet those guys cost like 10 or 12 dollars an hour. Maybe more.
- You called someone a bitch? Sorry, who were you talking about? The entire cast?
- Hey, that guy uses the same trainer as me. We definitely have the same abs.
- Ha ha ha. This is great. Soft core porn. Three seasons of watching this disaster has finally paid off. No! Don?t stop there. Why not play Bolero and have the guy call himself Lightning Rod or Cinnamon Stick. Ha. I think I just peed my drawers laughing so hard.
- I would love to see the white wine spritzer fly out of the mouth of the Dove exec that just saw that commercial. I would pay a year?s salary for that. Right now Dove lawyers are calling NBC lawyers demanding to know what the hell happened, and see you at the club on Saturday, bring your new putter, I want to test that baby out.
- Oh boy, they are going to show the porn. I cannot WAIT to see this. And thank GOD he ripped into them about the uniforms. Oh Jesus, that was worse then I could have ever imagined. I was not prepared for that. My heart is pounding with excitement.
- That other commercial was equally as awful. It?s kind of like picking between Idi Amin or Momar Kadofi as Humanitarian of the Century. How do you want to die? Slow and painful, or painful and slow?
- Puh-lease, taking a call from a helicopter. Doubt it.
- Ha. ?You both sucked?. HE DID NOT PICK A WINNER. HE DID NOT PICK A WINNER. I feel like in Rocky 4 when they start yelling ?The Russian is cut.? Now if all challenges had the same ending, I would start writing nice things about this show.
- You have to be a moral gentleman? Why start now you fat loser.
- Cut to scene of Elvis playing a game boy. And lawyer playing pocket pool.
- Did he just say ?Vegetable Porn?? No he didn?t. Not on my watch he didn?t.
- Technology Firm Owner = Tech Call Center Support Rep.
- Love the fact that they have solitaire up on the computer screen. Now it?s much more like a typical office.
- I never noticed how the board room waiting room was so red. The carpet, walls, desks, faces.
- The first time this ever happened? Take it easy Trump, the show?s only been on for a year and this is only the third season. Relax big boy and stop being so dramatic.
- Something tells me Friday likes to watch ?big people? videos with whoever crawls home with her on a typical Friday night.
- ?Stupid cucumber idea.? ?You must have been crazy.? I love when Trump uses those words.
- Chris is a loose canon. He can?t talk without acting like he is drunk and ready to punch a woman. He talks like a steroid-using-vodka-for-breakfast-drinking-high school football nut.
- I don?t know what?s harder to believe, that they made those commercials or that Kristin has a boyfriend.
- ?? and I?m so pretty and my hair smells nice and look at my fancy nails.?
- Stop begging Kristin. Save a crumb of your dignity and take the firing like a man, or whatever you call yourself.
- Dove is better off making their own ad? Dove is better of showing clips of babies screaming and baby seals being clubbed to death than using those two groups to make commercials.
- Ooh, the world premier of the new commercial from Dove. How exciting. This is so exciting. A Dove commercial. Being seen for the first time. By me, and others who watch this thing called ?TV?. This is amazing. Thrilling. I am going to run a steak knife deep into my head to make it more fun.
- Actually, this is a train wreck. Carolyn is no good with the scripted part and that whole thing left me feeling like I just walked away from narrowly being in a bad car accident. I am physically shaking right now with sweat falling down my hind-side split.
- Patti is sitting 3 feet away from me with another laptop pinging messages like ?u r soooooooooooooo hot? and ?grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?. See what this show does to people.