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October 31, 2006

Roger Cook

As some of you might remember, the TV show Ask This Old House did a segment on my home a couple of years ago. Tom Silva did the work and Richard Trethewey, the plumber, also came by to have lunch. It was fun.

This past Saturday Patti and I were at the Wrentham Outlet stores and while walking through the Ralph Lauren store, I see Roger Cook standing there, holding a couple of bags, looking a little bored. Roger is the show's landscaping expert. My guess is he was waiting for his wife to shop.

So I walk up to him and say "Are you Roger Cook?" He said he was indeed Roger Cook. I told him that the show did a thing on my house and of course he remembered the episode, who can forget me, and Patti and I talked to him for a few minutes. We only had Emerson and he was in a good mood, smiling at Cook and acting like a nice little baby, not screaming or pooping or anything. He was a really nice guy and it was nice meeting him.

On a similar, note, a few weeks ago I was on the Delta Shuttle when Steve Thomas walked on the flight. I was already seated so I didn't talk to him. I saw him later that day at the airport returning from NY but he was on a different flight.


I only have one more person from the show to meet and I am done.

October 27, 2006

And then there was one.

For some strange reason Patti's parents offered to take Emily (4) and Ethan (2) for a few days. Not sure if they were drunk when they called, but we quickly jumped on the opportunity. Patti drove the kids down to the ferry in New London on Thursday and Patti's mother and Patti's brother took the ferry from Orient Point to get them. We tried to get them to take Emerson (9 months) but they were able to out run Patti.

So Thursday night, all day Friday, all day Saturday and then Sunday morning we will be living as if we only have one child. The funny thing is when we first had Emily, we couldn't believe how difficult it was to do things with a child. If we wanted to run errands, go shopping, do stuff around the house, it was a pain. But now we can handle one while standing on our heads. It's a piece of cake. It's amazing how much freedom we have with just the one. We are going to go shopping, out to dinner, might see a movie, you name it, we are like two 15 year olds whose parents left them alone for the weekend. It's a three day party.

So right now, around 5:45 PM on a Friday, we would normally be in the dinner food fight, talking about the day, getting them to finish with threats of NO TV, followed by Waterworld bathtime then staggering bed times so Ethan doesn't beat up on Emily too much. Ethan will probably end up following asleep after destroying his room while Emily falls asleep in our room. The whole time Emerson will get as much attention as possible. Then around 8 Patti and I will have some wine or a beer, zombie like make and eat dinner, than crawl up the stairs around 10PM and fall asleep only to be waken a few times in the night be one, two or three of our little angels.

But not tonight baby. Right now Patti is doing some crazy aerobics video, Emerson is taking a quick nap, I am typing this stupid note, and we are going to head out, with the baby, to an Indian restaurant. The baby will be great during dinner and probably fall asleep. Tomorrow morning we'll watch the news in bed instead of freakin Dragon Tales and have a slow, leisurely breakfast while reading the paper instead of crunching Cheerios on the kitchen floor while ducking thrown sippy cups of juice.

Meanwhile, down in NY, Emily and Ethan are having a ball with Patti's brother Drew and her parents. Ethan, the only one we were worried about, isn't missing us at all oh that wonderful little kid. The old monster loves being with any of her grandparents and will probably forget what to call us by the time she returns.

This type of thing can have a wonderful effect on a marriage that consists of one parent with a demanding job, another parent with the tremendous responsibility of being a stay-at-home mother, and three kids who act like three kids who are all under the age of 5. Patti and I are almost giddy from the quiet house that stays picked up for more than 20 minutes and we kind of look like Martini from One Flew Over The Cookoos nest with his perpectual smile.

I love my kids and miss them terribly. Now excuse me while I have a martini and read the paper from cover to cover without guilt or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory playing in the background.

October 23, 2006

Walk The Line

A couple of years ago I watched a PBS American Masters show called "Sun Records" or something like that, a documentary of Sun Records, in Tenn, who signed some legends like Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, and Jerry Lee Lewis. They signed some great artists but the 2 hour show was more about some of the coulda-been performers. It was great.

Anyway, one of the artists in that time period and out of that studio was Johnny Cash. Ever since I heard Third Eye Blind do a remake of Cash's Cry Cry Cry, I was kind of interested in Johnny Cash. I never listened to him growing up but knew who he was, man in black and all that stuff.

So Saturday night Patti and I watched Walk The Line, a movie staring Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash and Reese Witherspoon as June Carter. Couple of thoughts.

- Very good movie. I love movies that are based on history (JFK, Malcom X), love musicals (The Commitments) and like that style of music. So it was a really fun movie to watch. It kind of gets uncomfortable with Cash's drug use, and Joaquin Phoenix is a little creepy anyway, but good movie. Unfortunately I can't say it was great. Something missing. I can't really put my finger on it, but I didn't think it was detailed enough.

- Phoenix and Witherspoon were up for Oscars for best performance. Phoenix didn't win and Resse Witherspoon did win. You can tell why she won. It was unbelievable how great she was in this movie. I usually can't stand her, she is just Drew Barrymore without a speech problem, but she was great in this. Phoenix was ok but not Oscar worthy. She was. Watch it just for her. Both do their own singing.

- There are other great, smaller characters in this that make it fun to watch. The guy who runs the studio is from The L Word. James Keach has a small part. The guy from Terminator Two is in it. Even the guys who play backup for Cash, and the actors who play Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis were fun to watch.

- Here is the strangest part. Cash first became known for a song called Cry Cry Cry. They mention it in the movie but for some reason they never played it in the movie. They didn't even play it at the end when the credits were rolling. I don't get it. Weird.

So there is my take on a movie I saw this weekend. Up next, a review of Stephen Wright's first TV special in 16 years.

October 16, 2006

Patti runs a half marathon

Yesterday morning Patti ran the Bay State Half Marathon in Lowell, Ma. She did it within her desired time and more importantly, finished after having a baby 9 months ago. I watched the kids and we played along the route while Patti ran. It was a great day for running with typical New England fall weather and she completed her longest run ever.

Beach House 2006 Pictures

14 family members rented a beach house in Virginia Beach, Virginia for a week in September. We drove down from Boston, my sister flew in from Phoenix (Lori, Craig, Megan and Jacob), my parents drove from Atlanta (Larry and Donna) and Patti's parents drove from New York (Jim and Pat). My other sister (Dora) lives near DC and drove from Northern Virginia. We had good weather and a great time.

Here are some pictures. There are a couple of ways to view the pictures so play around with the other buttons (i.e. by clicking on the icon in the bottom left you leave the book view and get a more traditional page with multiple pictures, you can click on the image in the book for a larger picture, etc).


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October 09, 2006

Emily's Nose. Plastic Bead.

Every Monday night Patti teaches yoga and if I am not traveling I watch the kids. It is right around bedtime so Patti puts the baby to sleep before she leaves and I take care of the older two. The following took place earlier tonight.

Ethan (2 years old) was in his room. I let Emily (4 years old) fall asleep in our room because she had a very good day and it is kind of a treat. Around 7:45 I was downstairs in the living room doing something and Emily was upstairs in our room.

From the top of the stairs I hear Emily say something. I had the TV on so all I could make out was "bead" and "stuck".

I put the TV on mute and walked to the bottom of the steps.

Me: What?

Emily: I was playing with my bead and I got it stuck up my nose.

Me: (I heard her fine but was hoping I heard it wrong) What did you say?

Emily: I was playing with the green bead in bed and it got stuck up my nose.

Earlier in the day Emily and Patti's mom were making jewelry with this toy jewelry kit she got over the weekend at a party, the kind that has beads and string so you can make your own necklaces and bracelets.

I walked up the stairs and looked at her. I took her out of the hallway and into the bathroom where the light was better. I kneeled down in front on her.

I was hoping she was joking or that it got stuck in her hair or something.

Me: Show me where it is.

Emily points to the outside of her nose, about the point that a small 4 year old finger could push something.

Me: You got a bead stuck up your nose?!?!

Emily: (laughs). Yeah.

I was in a pickle. I had heard of things like this before. Cheerios, marbles, beads, things that require an embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Patti left about 30 minutes earlier and here I am, the other adult, in charge of the three kids, and I might have to take Emily to the hospital to have the doctors remove a plastic object from her nose. Wonderful.

So I tilted her head back and looked up. I'll spare you the a-parent-can-only-relate-to-how-gross-this-is details, but I could not see past the natural nose substance.

So in a moment of glory, a moment of clarity that only one dreams of, a miniscule and forgotten thread of genius that a man can only hope to realize once in a life, I said:

"Blow your nose like with a tissue."

She did.

The green bead came out like a poison dart shot from a blowgun. It rolled on the bathroom floor. In slow motion it came to a stop. We looked at each other and both laughed. We high-fived. Emily took a tissue and wiped her nose, I threw the bead in the garbage and washed my hands, and off to bed she went.

I never did get around asking her why she put a bead up her nose.

October 06, 2006

Typical Day

Yesterday was a typical travel day for me.

4:30 AM: Me thinking to myself. Crap. I still have another half hour before the alarm goes off. What a bad night (I was sick the night before. I went to bed shivering, fully clothed with a long sleeve t-shirt and sweartshirt on. I woke up an hour later soaked in sweat. I changed, still shivering, and the same thing happened again. Finally around 3 I think my fever broke and I fell asleep).

It's 4:30. If I fall asleep right now I'll get a good 30 minutes in.

4:35 AM: Ok, 25 minutes isn't bad. I'll get a good 25 minutes of sleep.

4:45 AM: Oh for crying out loud. Why can't I fall back asleep.

4:50 AM: Forget it. I'll just get up and start my day 10 minutes earlier. I am sure that somewhere in my day I could use an extra 10 minutes.

4:51 AM: (I am sound asleep)

5:00 AM: (alarm goes off) Hmm. What a strange night. Did I dream most of that? I am so freakin tired right now. Bad way to start the day.

5:25 AM: I drive away from the house in the pitch black. My papers have not been delivered yet.

6:00 AM: I am standing in the security line at the airport. I had to purchase

6:00 AM: I am standing in the security line at the airport. I had to purchase my ticket because I forgot to do it ahead of time. Not a big deal, just a 5 minute delay. Man, this line is huge. It’s never like that so early in the morning. Other people in the Delta Shuttle line are saying the same thing. Mostly people in suits or sports coats, skirts and blouses. An occasional guy in jeans. A TSA person hands me a yellow piece of paper with “6AM” written on it, he asks me to hand it to another TSA person on the other side to determine how long it took to get through security. For a moment I think about erasing what is there and write “3:30AM” on it. With the new carry on rules, people can bring toiletries of 3 ounces or less if they put them in a clear zip lock bag. Now I get to look at people’s personal hygiene items, something that makes me uncomfortable. I feel like I am getting to know a stranger without talking to them. I wish there was some way to do this without exposing the type of deodorant, shaving cream, shampoo or lotion that someone uses. Its creepy.

6:15 AM: I am sitting on a fairly empty plane. I love it this way. I get to keep my briefcase under the seat next to me, I can spread out my newspapers, and I can relax.

6:31 AM: Delta Shuttle is in the air!! I love this airline. One my way to New. York. City.

7:25 AM: I walk off the plane in NY City. Great flight. Had my free bagel. My throat is killing me, some kind of cold I think, so I have some cough drops in my bag. Head to the taxi line.

7:50 AM: While heading into NY City, the cab usually goes through the mid town tunnel. On the way in, the sky to the west has these ominous black puffy clouds, like they are forming to release an army of evil spirits. To the east, where the sun is rising, it is clear, clear like an azure sky in deepest summer. So the Empire State building is silhouetted in front of black clouds but is lit up by a stream of sun. I love driving around this city. To get to the Wall Street area, the cab will then take the FDR along the East River, which has a great view. There is beauty in urban terrain. Only its not mountains and forests, its steel and cement.

8:10 AM: Sitting at a desk in an office in the Wall Street area. I start to do work. I am also shivering, my throat kills me and my head is pounding. I take some Advil, a cough drop and drink tea. I feel better. Kind of wish I was home though.

12:00 Noon: Hungry. And almost shivering out of control. Throughout the morning, despite wearing my sports coat at my desk, I had to get up and run my hands under the hot water in the bathroom so I could type. I am freezing and others in the office have their sleeves rolled up. I know its warm in here. Ugh.

12:15 PM: I am almost shivering uncontrollably. I decide to go for a walk. It’s a great fall day in NY City, the sky is clear blue now, in the canyons of downtown the sun doesn’t shine much, but if I walk east or west it opens up.

12:30 PM: I feel much better now. The walk warmed me up, fresh air (as fresh as it can be in NYCity) clears my head. I walked west and ended up at the site of the World Trade Center.

Holy cow. The site of the September 11 disaster. In all the time that I spend in NY City, I have never been here before. At least not since the terrorist act took down the buildings. It is incredible. It is weird walking up on this huge space of land, a pit, among an extremely congested network of tall buildings. On the east side of the site, there is a large chain link fence. There are big pictures all along the fence, scenes of that day. People covered in soot walking away. Firemen working under lights to find survivors. A sheet of paper among the ruins with a picture of the towers on it. On the other side of the fence is a set of stairs that are still there that once directed commuters to the Path, the underground subway that was destroyed. It’s kind of eerie, almost like a scene from Planet of the Apes where the stairs lead to a train that hasn’t run in 500 years. Also along the fence is a timeline of events. It has things like “8:29 Plane hits tower 2” and “9:45 President Bush addresses the nation”. I read each one. I look at all the pictures. There is a fairly large crowd there. Mix of tourists, business people in suits or sports jackets. Some people are standing there shell shocked and about 1 out of 4 are crying. Some are taking pictures. Most are reading the timeline posters or looking at the pictures. No one is laughing, some people have their arms around each other. Blocks away floor traders are managing chaos on the Stock Exchange and millionaire investment bankers are creating huge fees for their banks, but right here, right now, people are standing at the spot of the worst event in our history. 3,000 people died that day. I walk around for a while then head to get lunch.

5:15PM: My day is almost over. I had a series of meetings throughout the afternoon and my last one just ended. I wrap up some instant messages and head out to grab a cab.

5:30PM: Stop dead traffic. And we are not even over the bridge.

5:50PM: My cab driver doesn’t have an Easy Path to go through the fast lane at the toll. I happen to have mine in my briefcase so I give it to him. We are still inching forward in heavy traffic. Not fun. Not fun at all. I feel nauseous and am sweating. My fever is starting to come back.

6:10PM: As we were driving up to the terminal, I noticed 8 motorcycle cops driving away followed by 5 police cruisers, 2 police SUVs and 2 police vans. As I walk up to the terminal there are two armed guards. I wonder who was here.

6:15PM: Standing in the security line a guy a few people back, in a panic, said that he is on a 6:30 flight and asked if he could go ahead of us. About 8 people in both security lines tell him that we ALL are on the 6:30. I ask a TSA person about the cops leaving the airport and they said the Detroit Tigers were brought here to catch a chartered jet back to Detroit.

6:25PM: I walked on the Shuttle but since it is a busy time of day and I am late, all good seats are taken. I look for the smallest woman in the two seat side and sit down next to her. I get a window seat and read the paper.

6:45PM: After sitting on the tarmac for the past 15 minutes, the pilot comes on and in a voice I could barely hear because the PA system is terrible, he tells us that there is a lot of congestion and we are number 26 in line to take off. Twenty six?? Did he say that right?? That is like a 45 minute delay. UGH. My shivers are coming back and my throat is on fire. I am tired and just want to get home. I turn on my iPod and close my eyes, dream about a better place than a crowed plane in a traffic jam.

7:30PM: The flight attendants already handed out the food during the delay so I am not hungry anymore. That is good. The plane takes off.

7:31PM: We fly RIGHT over Shea Stadium. There is a game tonight so the lights are on and the crowds are filling the stadium. Pretty cool. We fly over Queens in the dark. It’s amazing how beautiful things look from this point of view. This is truly the forest in the trees.

8:05PM: We land and it takes forever to get off the plane. I am near the front but they can’t get the ramp to the door of the plane. We cool our heals for another 5 minutes, which at this point seems like 5 hours. People in general are getting grumpy and the situation is not fun.

8:07PM: Ugh. I forgot. Two days ago I parked my car in terminal C. I just flew in to terminal A. Kind of a long story but two days ago when I flew home from a trip, I rented a car because the next day I was driving to Hartford so I just left my truck at the airport.

I head to the buses to get a ride to terminal C.

8:10PM: I am having a conversation with a young TSA employee who just got off duty.

TSA Guy: Ooooff. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. Why can’t you take on a small container of shampoo that doesn’t fit into your already packed clear zip lock bag? Because, Lady, those are the rules.

Me: People have to be more patient. No one wants this but there is nothing that can be done about it.

TSA Guy: Everyone gets pissed at us. Like we can change things. I can’t do this job much longer.

Me: See you.

8:15PM: I am right now walking around the parking garage, floor 5, of central parking looking for my truck. I have zero recollection of where I parked it other than the floor.

8:20PM: This sucks. I am now hitting the panic button on my remote control in the hopes that I am near it and it goes off. Where did I park? Damn IT.

8:30PM: Where is that freakin truck. No one would steal it. What would I do anyway? If I tell the parking attendants, how would they know where to look? I don’t have a parking ticket, I use a swipe card. They would laugh at me I think. Maybe I can…AH, there it is. There is my large pick up truck. Finally.

9:02PM: I am home. I am sweating. Shivering. Head pounding. I just want to take a shower and go to bed.

Typical day.