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March 25, 2007

Parenting 102

For all those who have little children, or plan on it, after you get through the basics - you know, feeding, cleaning, putting them to sleep, keeping them off the mantel, reducing the amount of kitchen utensils that make their way into the play room - there are some hidden secrets.

Parenting 101. Feed your kids when hungry. Change diapers when smell gets bad. Put clothes on children when temperature drops.

Parenting 102: Lesson 1. No matter how late you and your spouse stay out on a Friday night with a group of friends, and no matter how late you get home and finally get to sleep, and no matter how many margaritas you had during the night, your three children under the age of 5 WILL wake up at 6 or shortly before/after and they WILL have the energy they usually do on a Saturday morning.

March 18, 2007

Weird things my kids say

Patti was in LA this weekend, left on Friday early AM and is getting back later tonight. Over the weekend I had some pretty interesting times watching the kids. I'll write more about the weekend in another post, but at one point Emily and Ethan, 4 and 2 years old, were both sitting on a couch in another room watching TV when Emily called to me in that "I am telling on my brother" voice

Emily: Daddy, Ethan just said I have a penis.

St. Patrick's Day 2007

The town I live in, according to Wikipedia,...

"has the highest percentage of residents citing Irish lineage of any town in the United States per capita - 38%".

So want to know what I did for St. Patrick's Day 2007. Hmm, let's see, it was such a blur of craziness. Patti was in California visiting some girlfriends so I took the older two to swim class in the morning while Patti's mother watched the baby. Then I hung out, made the kids dinner, gave Emily to a friend for a sleepover, put the other two to bed, then folded clean clothes and straighted our room. Oh, I took Emerson to BJs later in the afternoon.

The sad thing is it was a pretty relaxing night.

I did have a couple of beers while watching TV though.


March 14, 2007

American Idol - Diana Ross

Hey Diana, looking good on American Idol last one. One nit though. The word is "Enunciate", not "Pronunciate". You could have said "You need to work on your produnciation" but you were grammitically incorrect when you said "you need to pronunciate".

Sing good you do though.

David

Star Wars Return of del Jedi

was watching Star Wars Return of the Jedi on HBO-L, the Spanish language HBO channel that Comcast thoughtfully provides for the 6.2% Massachusetts population that speak Spanish at home, ages 5 and over.

Surprisingly they have Darth Vader with the same low baritone James Earl Jones voice that is in the English version. It's even a slow paced speech pattern, not the rapid fire language that most Latin-based, Latino, conversations sound like and has that menacing heavy breathing that is signature Vader.

While Luke Skywalker doesn't sound like Mark Hamill, the other characters are fine.

They even made that short garbage can robot who speaks in a digital voice add a Mexican sounding accent to its garbled nonsense.

Jaba the Hut is no different than the English version although he does seem more SEHHHXY. TOOO SEHHHXY. The odd thing about Jaba is that when he is speaking in a made up language, the subtitles are in English, not Spanish. So unless those 6.2% speak Jaba, or read English, they will have no idea that he is saying "this bounty hunter is my kind of scumb".

Some of the trivial creatures that appear throughout the movie keep their sinister voices but in Spanish.

I just love hearing "El Capitan Solo blah blah blah" since the only Spanish I speak is how to order a hamburger with cheese to go please and como se dice, one beer please.

I think I might watch El Juego de la Verdad on next, whatever that might be.


March 12, 2007

Comcast is evil

have been pretty good lately with my complaints. I've laid off the airlines, hotels, car rental companies, big box chain stores. But Comcast is daily becoming about as bad of a company as I have ever dealt with. It's going to be a long and complicated story when I get the energy to write it down. I've kept a log of all of my calls and right now it looks something like this

- Issue Number One. I wanted to change the caller ID that shows up when I call out. 9 months and 14 calls to get it down, plus three faxed in requests. IT is done. Halleluiah.

- Issue Number Two. I wanted a second line added for a home office number. They gave me the run around for 4 months, with 11 calls and 4 technicians coming out, to be told they will only do it if I move to VOIP, and not with a land line. I had VOIP with SunRocket, a Vonage competitor, and it was useless. But Comcast forced me to go to VOIP and its been a disaster.

- Issue Number Three. VOIP has been a disaster. I've had 6 technicians come to the house with 18 calls to Comcast, and still not working well. VOIP for me is like talking on a cell phone in my basement or while driving around some hick town. It might work OK but only about 50% if the time, if I am lucky.

- Issue Number Four. I gave up, Comcast defeated me. I cancelled my home office VOIP line with Comcast because it was having a negative affect on my work. It was worse than using a cell phone. I had to use my Blackberry while standing in the corner of a closet on the second floor or I went to a neighbor's house to use their land line. Not joking. Comcast VOIP was useless. So I I went with Verizon land line. The port over issue has been a nightmare with Comcast canceling both lines. Now my regular family line, which I wanted to keep with Comcast, is not working, has not been working since March 7 UNLESS it is plugged right in to the modem, and they will not even help me with it until March 19 for reason I am unclear about.

Comcast has defeated me. I am broken. I have a Word document with over 40 calls and interactions with Comcast on several issues, and I still don't have a house phone that works. And the sad thing is Comcast won't fix it.

When it does get back to working, since Comcast's VOIP is terrible BUT they are a utility company, AND they refuse to give me back to landline which I begged and pleaded for them to do, even offering 2,000 dollars to them if they moved me back, I plan on calling every, single, time there is the slightest problem with my phone. If I suddenly can't hear someone because VOIP sucks, I am calling. Since Comcast made me go to VOIP and will not move me back to a landline, I will call them until they give me the same call quality as a regular land line, which I knew was a mistake getting rid of despite Comcast's assurance it will be just as good as a land line.

Comcast on demand Cable TV is great, I love although it is crazy expensive, the internet services is fine but kind of inconsistent, but their phone service has me limping along.

They broke me, but I will be back.