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June 19, 2008

Strange week of travel

I’ve had one of the most bizarre travel weeks I can remember having in a long time. Please allow me to explain.

Monday afternoon I headed to Logan to fly to NY. I had an early morning meeting on Tuesday and feeling run down lately, decided to get in the night before instead of getting up at 4AM on Tuesday. I got to the airport and the 3:30 was cancelled, so I got on the 4:30 (they have hourly flights between Boston and NY, and NY and DC). The 4:30 was delayed about a half hour, I got on, and we sat there for about 20 minutes. The captain, a guy I know from flying so much, got on and said that air traffic control put a stop to any traffic into LaGuardia because of weather. He said they would give him an update in 55 minutes. He opened the door to let people off and walk around. With plenty of time and work to catch up on, I opened up my laptop and started working. About 30 minutes later he came on and said they pushed back the time they would give an update. So with no clear time on when we were getting out, I got my bags and headed off the plane, back home.

Tuesday morning...

Tuesday morning I took a 6AM flight to NY, uneventful. Wednesday I had to be in Lynchburg, Virginia, so I was going to take the shuttle from NY to DC and then drive 2 and a half hours to Charlottesville, which is about 60 miles from Lynchburg. I stay in Charlottesville because there is a nice Doubletree hotel there I like.

So I got to the airport in NY late afternoon and the immediate flight I was going to take was delayed an hour due to incoming aircraft. Not a big deal, its only an hour, but that made 2 days in a row of trouble. Hmm.

Wednesday I had my meeting in Lynchburg and had to get back to NY for a Thursday meeting. Getting from Lynchburg to New York can be done in two ways. I could either fly from Lynchburg to Atlanta and then on to NY. Or I can drive back to DC, about a 3 hour drive, and take the shuttle to NY.

Fly from Lynchburg to NY through Atlanta.

Pros

I am sitting in airports or on an airplane, working or reading. Most likely get first class from Atlanta to NY. Free booze. Bigger seats. Flight attendants only berate you, instead of inflicting harm like they do in the back.

Cons

Going through one more city adds a failure point. It’s more expensive than just the shuttle.

Driving from Lynchburg to DC for the Shuttle.

Pros

The flight is usually reliable and convenient. I find the drive relaxing and I like to listen to conservative talk radio, which there is plenty of in Virginia.

Cons

Driving three hours can be a pain in the ass, especially since most of it is on back roads instead of a major highway. As a friend told me this past week, the pretty rolling hills of Virginia aren't so pretty after the 10th trip.

So I booked a flight on the Lynchburg route and figured I would decide what to do at the last minute. I got out of my meeting at 3 and made a knee jerk decision to drive.

I got to Reagan National around 6:30PM. Huge rain clouds had rolled in and there was thunder and lightening. When I went to purchase a ticket, they put me on the 8:30, telling me the 7:30 was already cancelled. I got to the gate around 6:40 and the 6:30 shuttle was still there, with two other people standing around, an older woman and a lady about my age. They said they were trying to get a seat on the 6:30. The gate agent said there were no seats left. Just then, the pilot came out and said he was going to let the people get off the plane. I asked the gate agent that since some people would probably just go home, could the three of us standing there take the empty seats. She was grumpy and didn’t say yes or no. She pointed to seats near by and mumbled something.

I then saw a flight going to Boston only a gate away. Eff it, I thought, I am going to head to Boston and then to NY the next morning. It beats waiting this out until 10 at night. So I walked over and bought a one way ticket from DCA to Boston.

The young lady behind the counter had a hard time crediting my NY ticket, so I tried to make jokes.

Me: (after talking for a minute and her ignoring my jokes). I can tell you're not listening to me. You and my wife would get along.

While I was on the plane, I called Delta and cancelled my ticket on the 8:30 to NY. Mistake. I’ll tell you why in a minute.

So we get on the flight to Boston, and sit there, and sit there, and sit. Finally, about 40 minutes later, the pilot gets on the PA…

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Because of the delay getting out, the pilot has timed out. We have to cancel this flight.”

UGH!!! What. The. Eff. Is. Going. On.

I got off the plane and immediately ran back to the gate for the 8:30 flight to NY. It was now sold out. No more seats. UGHHHHH.


As I walked by, I saw Mario Cuomo standing with Charles Gibson from ABC News. I looked around and there were about 10 other very nicely dressed people, half of which I recognized from TV or politics. What the deuce was going on?

Since by now I knew the young lady behind the desk at the gate, I told her I needed to get to either NY or Boston. For some reason I didn’t want to bite the bullet and just stay in DC. Not sure why. So the gate agent typed and typed, showed me a picture on her camera phone of her and Barack Obama from last year, and got me on a 9PM US Air flight to Boston. GREAT!!

And the reason for Gibson and Cuomo and the rest of them...it was Tim Russert's funeral, so they were all in the town for it. BTW, I loved Tim Russert. Thought he was great, loved Meet the Press, and anytime he was on NBC talking politics it was worth a listen. But NBC had 5 days of tributes to him, which was WAY over the top for anyone.

anyway, I digress.

I ran to the other side of the freakin terminal and while going through security, right behind Charles Rangel from NY, I got tagged for a special screening. Now I started to think those dark clouds were following me.

I made it to the gate, the flight was delayed, but I got home around 11.

This morning I got up and headed to Logan to fly to NY. I get on the plane which was delayed about 15 minutes because they were waiting for a part to come in, and we take off.

15 minutes into the flight we started to bank hard to the left.

What the deuce?

Pilot: This is your captain speaking. You might have noticed when we took off that the plane shimmied a little. We are experiencing a problem with our controllers and need to turn back to Boston. I apologize and there is nothing to worry about, but we will not be heading to NY.

Holy freakin crap, what is going on??

So back we went. We landed, I got off, walked right past the next shuttle to NY, and went home. Enough. I am done. This week’s travel battle goes to the demons of air travel, they won. I lost. Let’s try again next week.

Anyway, just thought I’d share.

June 17, 2008

I am a YETI

Worth some exploration.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7457894.stm

June 13, 2008

Emily's Dance Recital

Our 6-year old daughter’s dance recital is tomorrow. This is her third year of dancing and they have a recital every June. It’s really cute and the show involves girls as young as 3 all the way to fairly advanced dancers in high school. The audience is a bunch of proud parents with cameras.

Most people would think that I would be looking forward to this, but wrong. In fact, I am dreading it. Totally anxious about the 1 hour show. And here is the hard part to admit to myself and others, that while the time watching my daughter do her little dance thing is great, having my 2 year old will make the event stressful.

I love my kids (most of the time) and love spending time with the (most of the time), but my 2 year old can be terrible while some other event is going on. Some kids sit quietly in the stands while a swim class or something else is going on, or at least I’ve heard of these kids, but not mine. Emerson, our 2 year old, is a huge pain when it comes to that.

So while I look forward to my daughter’s dance show, the thought of chasing my 2 year old will make this a stressful event. Plus he has this crazy annoying screech he does when he notches up the brat factor a few scales.

And here comes the wonder of my wife. She arranged to have a friend watch our two boys while we go to the show (my in laws are coming up from NY for the show as well). This way, we can sit with a cup of coffee and relax while watching it. Wonderful. Then later in the day we are watching our friend’s one year old while they have something to do as well.

This is a great example of the polarity of being a parent of young kids. Events can be great like playing in the yard, flying a kite, taking them to the zoo, their excitement at watching a new event like a baseball game, birthday parties and parks, pools and riding bicycles. But they can also add a degree of stress to normal situations that parents are at times unprepared for like going through airport security and flying, taking them to practice of another child, restaurants that do not cater to little kids, shopping or walking in a crowded mall, basically any situation where they can 1) get lost, 2) embarrass you or 3) get in trouble/hurt.

Anyway, just thought I’d share my own personal experience with three little people who mostly don’t do what I say but still hug me when I get home at night.

June 09, 2008

Conversation at the airport

Last Thursday it was a complete zoo at the Delta Shuttle terminal in New York. The Marine Air terminal is a good place to wait out 30 minutes, but awful for 4 hours. So I was sitting there from 5 to 9, and at one point, while I was sweating in my dark blue sports coat with white shirt and tan dress slacks, a young lady took the seat next to me. She was probably in her early 30s, maybe late 20s, conservatively dressed but funky eye glasses, like Elvis Costello glasses, artsy type dressed for day travel. I was reading the paper and I heard the following conversation, without hearing the other person on the phone.

Lady: Hi…yeah…waiting for my flight…its delayed…not sure.

Pause

Lady: Today, Jill and I were getting coffee by the office and Bubble came up to us on the street and said he just ate an entire bag of pretzel rods and was heading to 88th to walk it off.

Pause

Lady: We were on 66th.




June 05, 2008

BlackBerries, cool. Instead of Paper Airplane Tickets, not cool

I was in line the other day to get through security at Logan, and there were about 10 people in front of me. As I got closer to the TSA guy, I noticed 3 of the 4 guys directly in front of me not taking out their paper tickets, but getting out their BlackBerries instead. I know security and airlines started allowing passengers to hold up their mobile devices with the bar code of a ticket to be scanned, presumably contained in an email or from a secure website, but I had never seen it before. Kind of cool.

Well, not so cool. It’s a great idea, save the time it takes to go to the kiosk and print out a ticket, which could take, oh, I don’t know, maybe 30 seconds, possibley a minute. After all, every second counts. So when I heard about this idea, I thought it was kind of cool. I would love to be able to get anywhere that requires a document, device or card to scan (toll booth, subway, check into a hotel, get into my building, shop at Shaws, concert, movies) with only one form of ID, like my BlackBerry. Great idea.

But picture this. For the people in the security line who were holding a paper ticket, it took maybe 15 seconds for the TSA guy to check the ticket against their ID, and off they went. When the first guy with a mobile device held up his virtual ticket, the TSA guy pointed his gun thingy up to it and nothing. No beep. He moved it around, tried different angels, had the guy with the blackberry change positions, they chanted in unison and even prayed. But nothing. The 15 seconds turned into 2 minutes. He gave up and had the guy go to some kind of other TSA supervisor. Then off to the second guy with a blackberry. Same freakin thing. And I am standing their waiting to hand over my 20th century printed ticket to get on with my life. But nope, I had to watch this train wreck twice more.

The guys got it scanned by someone else and then I had to deal with the metal detector. You see, when you go through, you have to hold your ticket in your hand (which they don’t do in Houston, I thought it was standard everywhere, strange, another example of inconsistency in air travel which makes me nuts). But you have to put your phone or blackberry through the bag scanner. You see where I’m going with this? The TSA guys didn’t know how to deal with passengers that didn’t have their ticket in their hand, so they STOPPED the assembly line of people going through that metal detector thing while they made the guys get their devices to show it to them. Again, I like the idea BUT IT BROKE DOWN THE PROCESS. It stopped the flow, it reduced the madness I have to do EVERY SINGLE WEEK into a crawl.

So as we try to make life easier, we make it harder. Not sure if I will ever use my blackberry as my ticket, because other than saving a minute or two, not sure what other benefits it carries. When those guys got on the plane, they would have to have their devices scanned by the gate agent. And what if the scanner isn’t working well. That happens to me all the time. But with a paper ticket, they rip off part of it and away you go. No ripping off part of the blackberry, no way nuh uh. Not gunna happen. So then what mister-smarty-pants-who-likes-to-use-gadgets-just-to-be-hip you are NOT hip trust me go shove your iPhone where the sun don’t shine.

But that’s just me, what do I know?

Houston, TX


I’ve been spending some time in Houston lately and will probably do so more over the summer. Which is unfortunate if you have any idea how hot it is. Some things I like and dislike about Houston.

1. This past week it was slightly warmer than usual, with upper 90s. And I can’t even paraphrase Aliens and say “but it’s a dry heat”, because its not. It’s hot as hell and really humid. And this coming from a guy who likes the heat. One afternoon I quit work early and went for a run where the external temp on my rental car registered at 100. The run was fine though because a lot of it was in the shade where it was only about 92.

2. This is a conservative state, and I like the passion. Without giving away what side I lean to, I respect the lunatic passion of far left or right, like the nuts in Massachusetts who think anything Republican is evil, same goes for Texas and their GOP loving ways. I listen to talk radio when I am home or away, and the first topic that came up on Monday night when I arrived was how good it was they started the death penalty again. This radio station even had a web site where you could leave a message with the last words you would say to the poor guy getting fried the next day. The next morning while driving to the office the topic was defending oil companies and refineries and how could the nation be so against oil. Oil. Remember, Houston, Texas, oil. Loved it.

3. Not sure if I just got bad times on the road, but the drivers seemed really aggressive. Some of them were crazy. I was in a huge Lincoln and cars were all over me, driving like John Daly on his way to an open bar. I drive fast and people were on my tail, zipping in and out of traffic. Maybe it’s me, but I’m pretty sensitive to fast drivers, since I am one.

4. The food was freakin terrific. And I didn’t even eat out fancy. Lunch they brought it was good and the food at a small restaurant attached to the hotel was kick-ass. And cheap. Next time I am getting Mexican one night and steak another. When in Rome.

So over the next couple of months, and possibly a lot longer than that, I am going to Houston. I find the people nice, weather hot but not unbearable, and will take an extended day or two one time to drive down to the coast. I don’t think I’ve ever been in the Gulf so it should be kind of cool. And maybe I’ll go see a rodeo or some kind of cowboy thing, and buy a cowboy hat, I think it would be fun to wear in Massachusetts, like my Hillary 08 t-shirt.

June 04, 2008

Bud Swear Jar

Why haven't I seen this on TV?