People are stupid
There are six elevators one can use in the building I work in. This morning when I got to work, 5 of the elevators were not working, so there was a little bottle neck to use the one good elevator. Small bottle neck, no big deal. That's not the point of the story. There were about 6 of us waiting around the one working elevator when this woman walked up and started to go toward one of the non-working elevators. The security guard told her only one was working. The woman, and keep in mind there are five open elevator doors and 6 people standing and staring at the single closed elevator door, asked “Which one is working?”
I miss having a dog.