An atheist and a shark
An atheist was swimming in the ocean when he saw a large shark come after him. He started swimming back toward his boat but realized he wouldn’t make it in time. Just as the shark was about to bite down on him, he yelled out “God, please save me”.
Everything suddenly stopped. The skies opened up and God said “If you don’t believe in me, why did you ask me to save you?”
The man thought for a second and replied, “I might not believe in you, but you could make the shark believe in you.”
God thought about this, and just as suddenly as he appeared, everything returned to normal. The shark stopped, closed his eyes, lowered his head and said, “Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive.”