Friends (on NBC)
I?m sitting here watching a tape of last week?s Friends episode. I hate Friends. But to spend more time with Patti, I agreed to watch it.
Our conversation.
<u>Patti</u>: Oh, it?s over. Wait! There?s another episode on after it.
<u>Me</u>: Please take that steak knife and drive it slowly into my head.
<u>Patti</u>: Stop it.
<u>Me</u>: Please do it with both steak knives and make it painful.
<u>Patti</u>: How old are you?