Twelve Coffees of Christmas
Someone brought in a box of coffee called “The twelve coffees of Christmas” to the office today and left it in the kitchen by the coffee maker. It’s a sealed box with 12 flavors of coffee. I think on Monday I am going to bring in some festering turkey I left behind my shed last Thanksgiving. I do have a few bottles of non alcoholic beer from a 2003 Labor Day party that’s sitting in the corner of my garage I could bring in too. Or I am sure I have some Halloween candy I could find somewhere under my daughter’s dresser or deep in the dark corners of my pantry. That would be nice.
PS. If someone from work is reading this, I am only joking. I love coffee. Especially the twelve coffees of Christmas. Yum good. Brew it up and serve me a cup.