Daylight Savings Time Extended
On July 22 the House and Senate agreed to extend daylight savings time by 4 weeks, starting it 3 weeks early in the spring and changing it back 1 week later in the fall. About time is what I say, goshdarnittoheck, I have been wanting for this since I was a little kid. As far back as I can think of, I have been telling anyone who would listen that we need more daylight and since Congress controls the sun, we now have it done. Massachusetts congressman Ed Markey, you are my hero. You have made us Mass residents proud. Good job and keep up the good work Edward.
"The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier," said Markey. Oh sweet joy of leaping through tulip covered fields, like a dancing gnome in a misty forest clearing chasing a fancy unicorn, singing happy songs of love. Edward Markey, sunnier sun shining summer sun is full of butterflies and rainbows and bare feet on fresh cut grass. Thank you, and your fellow lawmakers, for bringing more light into my world and extending the wonderful happiness of summer.
Oh, by the way, this was sarcasm. Ed Markey and his namby pamby nonsense.