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March 30, 2008

No training wheels

Hi, it's Patti.......

Emily has been riding a bike (with training wheels) for a while now. The training wheels have lately been more of a hindrance than a help. They don't stay where they should and she falls over. She was ready to take them off at the end of last summer but David and I thought it would be better to do it at the beginning of the riding season. So today we took the training wheels off!

She did awesome. I held the back of the seat until she started pedaling and off she went. Just like that. One try. It took her about half an hour to be able to take off on her own but she did it. Another milestone passed.

She's growing up too quickly.

March 28, 2008

STOLI

Stranger Originated Life Insurance (STOLI) is a life insurance arrangement, in which speculators, who have no relationship to a person, initiate a insurance policy against their life and fund the premium payments for investment purposes.

What I really like is the following statement taken from this article

"There was some evidence in the US – never proven – that some people might have been incentivised to hurry up the demise of insured parties in order to get payouts. Of course, that can happen with traditional life insurance."

March 26, 2008

Chelsea Clinton's response to a question

By now you have probably heard about a question posed to Chelsea Clinton, 28 year old daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, who is campaigning on behalf of her mother at apparently 70 college campuses.

At Butler University, who beat Southern Alabama in the first round of the NCAA tournament but lost to number 2 seed Tennessee in the second round, a man in the audience asked her if she thought her mother's credibility had been injured by the sexual relationship that the former president had with Monica Lewinsky.

Chelsea, in a calm voice, responded…

“Wow,, you're the first person actually that's ever asked me that question in the, I don't know, maybe 70 college campuses I've now been to, and I do not think that is any of your business."

Well, Chelsea, It is VERY MUCH his business. When you are running for president, like your mother, you open yourself up to all sorts of questions, good and bad. It was an embarrassing situation for any family to go through, and to be the president of the United States makes it so much worse. But as a presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton is exposed to those kinds of questions whether she likes it or not. And you, as someone speaking to 70 colleges, you are ALSO open to those questions. So while you might not like it, it is kind of like the elephant in the room, and you need to answer it.

And one other thing. I didn’t appreciate your tone when you responded. I HATE, HATE when someone says something like “it’s none of your business”, because it has an air of condescension or superiority, like you are dismissing someone below you on the social scale for making a comment not worthy of you. Watch your tone young lady, or get off the campaign trail.

Note: I apologize to all Hillary fans who think she was within her right to tell that guy to go eff himself when he asked a question about a past experience while SHE WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE that could affect her current attempt to GET BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Note 2: I love when politicians, like Hil, exaggerate or flat out lie about past experiences that are easily corroborated. I, despite many Hillary haters, don’t really fault her for it. So what, she exaggerated. We all do it, hell, I did it earlier today when talking about how close I made a flight before they shut the door. I was the SECOND to last person on before we took off. Not the last. SO WHAT? But when exaggerating, or lying, at least do it where you are not going to get caught, instead of say, when a video of the moment is easily found in YouTube or when someone can find out on wikipedia when Sir Edmund Hillary scaled Mount Everest after you claim you were named after him (i.e. Hillary was born in 1947 and Edmund climbed Everest in 1953), unless of course your parents were big fans of Eddie long before he became a world wide phenom. Big fans of New Zealanders, Hillary’s parents were.

Dave’s Diary – Day 13,236

Entry for March 26, 2008

Woke up in a strange and foreign place, frighten, confused and invigorated. It was the Doubletree Metropolitan on Lex and 51st. I bumped my head on the low ceiling.

Took unusually long time to drive from East side to Lincoln Tunnel. Pedestrians and police don’t like people driving on the sidewalks.

Had salad at the client’s salad bar, good cafeteria but limited cookies. Amazing how long it takes someone, usually right in front of me, to take plain lettuce from the metal tin it is in, and using tongs, place lettuce on plate. Woman today took about 4 minutes, which is about 3 minutes 45 seconds longer than it took me. These people search and peck for the perfect leaf, and the exact right amount of lettuce. My guess is so they stick to a weight limit set up in their weight management program so they can pile on cheese, croutons and ranch dressing.

While driving up to the toll gates on the GW Bridge, heading out of Jersey, I grabbed my BlackBerry and held it to the window while driving in the Fast Path high speed lane. I guess I should have grabbed my EZ Path. I realized my mistake about a mile down the road. I wonder what Hertz will say when they find out.

TSA security guy at LaGuardia made me take out my Dapper Dan pomade from my suitcase and put it in the zip lock bag I take out separately to place in a bin, and put away the stick of deodorant that I had in the zip lock bag, which reversed what a TSA guy made me do a couple of months ago. After almost a million miles of flying since 2001, I still am not sure whether some items are gels or not, and I think TSA doesn’t either. Life goes on.

I skipped buying a Newsday at the airport concession stand so I could barely make an earlier flight, which made me feel empty inside because it broke a ritual when going through LaGuardia. Sorry Newsday, I won’t do it again. You deserve better.

Does flying a lot have any negative consequences, like damage to joints or arteries, because of the altitude? My guess is no, otherwise The Today Show would have done a special on it.


March 25, 2008

Video of Emily

I forgot about this video I created a few years ago.

Dave

MacBook Air commercial song

I was talking about this song the other day over dinner with friends. It's the backdrop to an Apple commercial for a pretty cool looking laptop.

March 13, 2008

Woman spent two years sitting on the toilet

I am not joking, this article was found on CNN.com.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html

or click here

WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said.

March 11, 2008

Eliot Spitzer's been a bad boy


”I got love for the hooker”

Years ago I read a great book called Blood On The Street: A Sensational Inside Story of How Wall Street Analysts Duped a Generation of Investors. It was fascinating and showed how corrupt insiders in Wall Street made millions while the average person, like me and everyone I know, had to make money the hard way. I could not put the book down and one of the things I found interesting is how Eliot Spitzer was a gun slinging sheriff in the badlands of Wall Street, cleaning things up, going after security analysts who pumped up worthless stocks so their investment banking arms would get the business. I personally might have thought he went overboard on some of the people he went after, like Hank Greenberg and Dick Grasso, and I think he might be exaggerating how evil corporate America is because its been proven that lower taxes on corporations will result in more jobs and a stronger economy and maybe LESS government oversight would…sorry, I digress, this is not the time for my usual rants.

So this week we found out that Spitzer was paying prostitutes for sex. The SHAME.

 


”…and I promise not to use state funds for prostitutes”



Oh boy Eliot, you got yourself into a deep pile of crap. After all you railed against and all your pontificating, you are nothing but a cheating, self serving hypocrite. You are a jerk who did not let anyone off easy and now you are another wife-cheating power hungry liar. I feel bad for your wife and three teenage daughters, but not you. You made no friends and there are a LOT of people who could not be happier. You went after anyone and everyone using your power and fear to get people to do what you wanted and were nothing but a freakin fraud. FRAUD Eliot, LIAR. If I tell my kids EVERY DAY to say please and thank you, you bet your sweet ASS I am going to say please and thank you. But you were above it all and your promising political career is done. Well, actually, it probably isn’t and I have a feeling we will see you sometime in the future running for senate after you enter some kind of rehab program and blame your problems on the pressure or society or some lame excuse that directs the fault to anyone but you. Ugh. So for some reason you can prosecute and persecute and discriminate and intimidate but you don’t have to abide by the LAWS THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO UPHOLD. jerk.


”I just came from the Mayflower”

The thing that I don’t get is WHY would he do something so stupid. His entire career and political platform is on a morality play. He cleaned up Wall Street, prosecuted the mob, shut down prostitution rings. Now he is nothing but a cheap stuffed shirt who used hookers himself. WHY the (expletive deleted) would he in a thousand years risk his life’s work on it? I just don’t get it. Put aside the fact that prostitution is illegal – its PAYING someone for sex. Do what Bill Clinton did and play doctor with some internal or ANY OTHER willing canoodling partner. It is one of the most hypocritical things I could think of, short of him getting caught for insider trading. In fact, that would be pretty funny, too bad it didn’t happen.

If someone wants to cheat on their spouse, so be it. If someone wants to use a prostitute, so be it. But don’t go after wrong-doers with your badge while breaking the same laws you were elected to uphold. I hope Spitzer resigns and not because I don’t agree with him politically, this is NOT a partisan issue, it’s a morality issue, it’s an honesty issue and it’s about doing what you say, not what you do.


”I like prostitutes THAT much”

PS. Great Letterman Top Ten list for Spitzer. Click here.

March 07, 2008

NYC Barber Shop

 

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Goodbye Barber Shop, I hardly knew ye

For the most part, when I travel for work, which is a lot, I go to NY City. I love it, and while I don’t think I could raise a family there, I am fascinated by the city. I’ve been heading to NY pretty much nonstop since 1998 when I moved from NY to Boston, kind of ironic.

There is this great, really great, Indian roti place I go to on Lex and 27th, near one of the offices I work out of. I’ve been going there for years. I am not sure what the official definition of “roti” is, I think it’s a kind of Indian bread, but it’s a popular wrap where you can get traditional Indian food in a flat bread wrap for lunch. The place I love is tiny with a couple of Formica tables and plastic chairs and about enough room for 8 people and is one of the things I look forward to most when in NY.

Anyway, it kind of takes a while for them to make the wraps, so I always stand outside and watch people or talk on the phone or look through my BlackBerry. For years there has been this tiny mom-and-pop barber shop across the street from the Indian place, with a homemade sign and a heavy set older barber with a big white mustache inside. I never saw him cut anyone’s hair but was always in a barber jacket and sweeping, or talking to someone else in there, or standing outside enjoying the weather. It reminded me of this barbershop I used to go to in Davis Square, and brought me back to images of NY City a hundred years ago when ALL shops looked like his store front.

Well, one day I went to get lunch in January and there was a note in the window that said “closed”, with a “Store for Rent” sign. The barbershop stuff – chairs and combs and mirrors – were all taken out of the store. It was empty. No more heavy barber to watch while I wait for my lunch.

I kind of regret never getting my hair cut. And I wonder when it first opened, and what the barber is going to do now. I wonder if there was a time when it was filled with people who traded stories and passed gossip, and if he employed other barbers. I wonder when the barber started, and if this was his first shop. Does he have a family.

I wonder if anyone else noticed it closed, and cared.


Ethan's first love note

Today Ethan received his first love note at school.

Ethan has a girlfriend in his preschool class. She is an adorable, petite, blond haired, blue eyed girl and was new to the school at the beginning of the year. Apparently they have been inseparable since they met. They play together everyday and she calls him "honey". Ethan says he is going to marry her "later".

Ethan's sweetheart came over Wednesday after school for a play date. It was really cute. Today when I dropped him off at school she said she had something "very special" for him. He came running over to me with a folded piece of paper. Inside she had drawn two children holding hands and wrote (with help I assume, but who knows) "I like Ethan". It is so sweet. I am filing that one to embarrass him with "later".

GPS for my Car

I’ve been looking at GPS systems for my car. While I don’t drive that often, I live near a city and do most of my travel for work in or near a city, there have been times over the last few months where I could have really used one. So I did some research and since the prices are coming down, decided to get one.

There are three popular brands – Garmin, TomTom and Magellan. I am not going to get into the differences, but wanted to pose a question.

The Russians can take credit for the popularity and proliferation of many lower cost GPS systems, like the ones I want to use in my car. Do you know why?

For the answer, click on "continue reading...:

In 1983 the Russians shot down a Korean airliner, killing 269 people on board.

“Because crew access to better navigational tools might have prevented the disaster, President Ronald Reagan issued a directive guaranteeing that GPS signals would be available at no charge to the world when the system became operational. The commercial market has grown steadily ever since.”


Source: http://www.america.gov/st/washfile-english/2006/February/20060203125928lcnirellep0.5061609.html