Farnsworth, I hate you
Hey Kyle, leave town. Leave town NOW. And Cashman, please do NOT let this guy pitch anymore. Tight spot, huge lead, mop-up duty. Nothing. Keep him ON THE BENCH.
Let me get this straight. Matsui is out. Shef is out. Jeter, Damon, Posada, Rivera are all hurt. We are playing with a double A team and have the chance to SWEEP THE TIGERS in a 4 game series. And Kyle BLOWS NOT ONLY THE SAVE BUT LOSES THE GAME!!!!!
When the Yankees offense comes through in situations like this, Kyle, YOU have to pick up your end of it. The Moose pitches a great game the night before and you can’t even get three PEOPLE OUT IN ONE INNING. You lost a game for us for the last time (I hope). Who cares how fast you throw. It means nothing if they are HITTING IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. NOTHING.
With that said, I hope you have fun somewhere else. Just leave right now. You are now number two on my most hated Yankee pitcher list, one step behind Kevin Brown.