Yankees fire strength coach
I am not making this stuff up. According to this article, the Yankees fired their "director of performance enhancement", Marty Miller. And the first scapegoat is released from the zoo to be hunted, shot, killed and stuffed. Goodbye Marty, we hardly knew ye. Get another career, because yours is probably over.
Now excuse me, I must go and talk to my Manager of Banquet Operations about dinner. And after that I am going to consult with my First Vice President of Libation Enrichment about what's in the mix for tonight, and then right before bed (for my three kids) I'll bring in my Counselor for Story Narration. Oh, and tomorrow I'll call the local Principal for Vehicular Movement for a ride to the airport.
And my plans starts to take shape.