Hate the Yankees
Sorry to the 4 people who take time to read this stupid blog, I’ve been on vacation and a west coast business trip so I have not been writing. It’s too bad because I’ve been out of the Boston area during a pretty good time, if I were a Yankees fan, which I am not.
So to remind you, I switched to rooting for the Red Sox because I came to my senses, gained a lot of weight, stopped dressing well, started drinking more and suddenly curse at random people, all of which make me a good Sox fan.
Here is my most recent rant.
Yankees SUCK!! I hate the Yankees. Hate hate hate. I freakin hate the Yankees. Filled with hate and rage. We was 14 games in front in May and look at things now, 4 games. Pathetic. Not that I am worried mind you because the Yankees SUCK. They beat up on terrible teams like Toronto and Cleveland. I hate them so much. I feast at the all you can eat Hate Buffet and have an extra helping of mashed Yankees, garlic of course. Then I go back to my table at the Red Sox Diner and order a Hater on the rocks, make it a double. When I fly, I buy a Hate seat but often upgrade to Rage. I ride the Hate lane on the highway. I hate the Yankees a bunch of over paid losers.
By the way, IF I were a Yankee fan, and I’m not saying I am, but IF, and only IF, then Eric Gagne would be my new best friend. I love Eric more than Claudia Schiffer when I was 20. Eric is my new bestest friend, like Keith Foulke. And what the f**k is Tito thinking?? Jesus, the Orioles??
So now I am back in Loser, I mean Red Sox, Nation, and ready to get back on the Loser, I mean Red Sox, train. Toot toot, here we go, looking forward to the last 6 weeks of the season.