Manny is out of control, with YOGA RAGE
I go away for a couple of freakin days and THIS happens. Manny Ramirez pushes a 64 year old member of the Red Sox staff while on a road trip in Houston. Pushes him TO. THE. GROUND!! THE GROUND!!!!! WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON??? And I am not around to hear loser nation blame Jack McCormick, the team’s traveling secretary, for Manny yelling at him then shoving him to the ground. Sweet Mother of Ass Crack why couldn’t there have been a camera in that room. What I would give to see that played over and over again.
So let me recap Manny over the past month. He takes a swing at Youk because Youk was acting like a royal a-hole and Manny didn’t like it. Then last weekend he pushed this old guy. Wonder if he called Pedro after. Something like this…
Manny: Yo, Pedro, who’s your daddy??
Pedro Martinez: Hahahaha, very funny Man, very funny, good times. How you doing rasta-man?
Manny: Good, good. Hittin’ home runs, chillin, doing my thang, yoga and stuff, you know…so, remember that time during the playoffs, when you pushed a fat old guy to the ground? Yeah, you remember that? In NY? During the game against…I think it was the Yankees, not sure, I don’t remember…but you remember that? You do? Great.
Pedro: Why Manny, what happened? You ok?
Manny: Yeah, me good. Just trying to figure out what I should do if someone pushed an old man down for not doing something like say for example getting extra tickets for my peeps. Just trying to figure that out.
So Manny is being Manny, and this loser town is going to come up with excuses for this. I caught a few minutes of EEI this afternoon on my laptop and they were saying things like “maybe the guy was holding a clip board” and “maybe Manny just flicked his hand and Jack stumbled”.
Good lord, this is ridiculous. So because Manny, double standard coming up, is a great hitter, then Jack McCormick will probably have to apologize to HIM and take a couple of days off to let Manny get back into a rhythm. Ugh. WHY WHY WHY did this NOT happen when I was around. Freakin Manny being Manny.
Comments
Just for the record, I believe Manny should be suspended, it is almost like he is daring them to suspend him so he can have a vacation.
Posted by: Jason | July 2, 2008 12:54 PM
Leave Manny alone. Everybody is always jumping down his throat. Manny does this - or Manny doesn't do this. He is a really good guy and one that I would love to have my kids emulate. He is a true hero and role model. Go Sox!
Posted by: Rich | July 2, 2008 06:14 PM