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October 19, 2008

Red Sox are going to another world series, and I couldn't be happier

I am SOOOO excited about tonight's game because I just know-diddly-know that the Red Sox are going to win the game, and the pennant. I was a doubting downer debbie a few days ago, but I've seen the light and after the 7th inning the momentum has shifted and it will be THREE series the sox came back from being three down. THREE. WOW!!! AMAZING!!! WONDER-F**KING-FUL!!!!! I COULD NOT BE MORE GIDDY with anticipation for the game tonight.

And oh, yeah, I am quitting my full time job to campaign for Barack Obama over the next three weeks, and decided to stop going to the gym and take up yoga, and oh yeah, I am now a VEGAN and that means NO effing meat or eating anything that has parents and oh yeah I now watch the Oprah show and Desperate Housewives and oh yeah NO MORE INTERNET PORN!!!!

go sox

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October 14, 2008

Red Sox are racist?

I went to the Red Sox game yesterday and it was pretty fun. By the third inning, it was 5-0 Tampa, which normally I would say means nothing to the Red Sox, but when a third of your lineup is 0-35 or something like that, its trouble. Lester looked awful, and Byrd looked awful. Oh well, life goes on.

So I read this article that came out today. Now, granted, I am not a player, baseball official or on the Red Sox payroll. Other than following baseball and going to games, I know nothing about what it’s like to play in Boston. And sure, it has a reputation for being racist in the past, I guess, but I really didn’t think that was an issue anymore. And just because management wears Klan hats to the office, or because the Red Sox single A team is named the Arians, or David Duke is a mid level manager for the Red Sox, doesn’t mean they are racist. I mean come ON, Archie Bunker might be a Red Sox fan, but that does not in any way mean the Red Sox are anything but open.

So if Ken Rosenthal wants to write about this while the Red Sox are in the playoffs, why not write about how the Tampa Bay DEVIL Rays are devil worshipers. They do not go after players who are God fearing Christians. Its well known that Catholic and Jewish players do not like to play at the Prince of Darkness stadium because ownership likes to sacrifice animals to the dark lord.

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October 02, 2008

My Caballito


So sweet and cuddly

Dusty Pedroia, my Little Pony. Or as they say on the team, El Caballito. My Dustin Caballito. This is just too good to be true.

Look, I like making shit up as much as the next guy, especially when it’s a prank. Once I started a rumor that my friend Alan L was dating an albino midget with 4 fingers on each hand, and people believed it. But I have never once heard anyone call Dusty My Little Pony, and trust me, if I did, I would have run with it. I think someone pulled one over on the TBS announcers last night. Fools. They deserve it anyway because they suck.

For now, My Cabaillito, buck up, last night was not good, but you won the game.


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Johnny Damon

Last night I was trying to find out some information on Johnny Damon and came across this stunning article. I am not going to paste the text into this blog becaues I am, well, too shocked, but here is a preview...

"And that story about the nurse at the hospital? That’s typical Johnny. He started having sex with her on the bed next to me while I was in labor. As you can imagine, I was pissed. I knew Johnny loved women, but he had never taken his obsession this far. This was the nurse that was delivering my baby, for God’s sake. Not only that, she was about 70 years old. I guess he didn’t put that in the book.”

And that's from his ex wife.

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