Red Sox Stink 2007

Dusty Pedroia, my Little Pony. Or as they say on the team, El Caballito. My Dustin Caballito. This is just too good to be true.

Look, I like making shit up as much as the next guy, especially when it’s a prank. Once I started a rumor that my friend Alan L was dating an albino midget with 4 fingers on each hand, and people believed it. But I have never once heard anyone call Dusty My Little Pony, and trust me, if I did, I would have run with it. I think someone pulled one over on the TBS announcers last night. Fools. They deserve it anyway because they suck.

For now, My Cabaillito, buck up, last night was not good, but you won the game.