funny stories
This is a coversation I had with Emily Monday night in the car:
Emily: Will we take the crib with us if we move?
Me: Yes, we'll take all our furniture.
Emily: But what if we don't have any more babies?
Me: Papa Jim built that crib so will will save it and your children can sleep in it.
Emily: What if I don't have a baby?
Me: Then Ethan's kids will sleep in it.
Emily: Ethan isn't going to get married.
Me: Why do you say that?
Emily: I know it.
Me: Then maybe Emerson will have a baby who will use it.
Emily: I think I will marry Emerson.
Me: You can't hon, that's not how it works.
Emily: Well, who can I marry?
Me: One of your friends, maybe Sebastien or Ben.
Emily: Ben. And now he doesn't have to call me "Friend" anymore.
Me: What should he call you then?
Emily: Honey.
Then today Emily comes into the living room with my drivers license.
Me: Hey! Where did you get that?
Emily: From Ethan.
Me: Ethan! Where is my wallet!
Ethan: I don't know.
I found it on their kitchen toy in the play room.
Me: Ethan, what were you doing with my wallet?
Ethan: Looking for dollars, my need some dollars.
Me: Ask your father.