I HATE MANNY RAMIREZ
As a newly minted Red Sox fan, I get a weird tingly feeling in my ass when I watch Manny play. I know I said that I love Manny and I can put up with his nonsense because its Manny being Manny, but today is a different story. Why can't he play better defense. The Red Sox would have won an additional 20 games this year, AT LEAST, if he would back up a few steps. I played little league baseball and a few years in the Fat and Slow Men's Softball league, so I know what I am talking about. I am an expert. And he needs to back up a little.
Did I mentioned that as long as Manny hits 40/120, he can do whatever he wants to anyone he wants. Manny, cute and cuddly guy Ilovehimsomuch.
We need to get rid of Manny, bum.
Manny is the greatest hitter in the game right now, bar NONE.
What has he done for us, besides won a World Series and get voted the MVP. Other than that, what has he done for us?? Nothing!!
Poor Wakefield. No run support. After all, the guy should be able to give up 6 runs and still win the game. Now the hitting needs to come through.
Good thing the Yankees lost last night...oh, wait, they won. Oh well, they are still like 14 games back, right? They are still really far behind the Sox, aren't they? I have trouble reading the standings, all those numbers make my head spin. Or maybe it's the vodka.