Gabbard pitches near perfect game
Oh my good-didily-goodness, what a nice surprise, like finding a shiny penny while going for a long walk on the beach. For those Red Sox fans, which I am one of now, who did not see the game last night, Jason Gabbard pitched a complete game shut out. Jason is filling in for my own personal god, Curt Mr. Bloody Sock Schilling, and guess what fresh buck Gabbard did?? He added to the Red Sox already DOMINANT and major league leading pitching staff by pitching a three hit gem. So now the Red Sox have another potential rookie of the year AS WELL AS a Cy Young candidate. It sucks to be a Yankee fan now hahahahahah eff those pin stripe losers.
So lets take a tally. It is going to be hard for the powers that be to decide on which Red Sox member will win rookie of the year - Pedroia, Dice-K, Okijama, Wakefield, or Pena. As for the Cy Young, this might be the first year there is a five-way tie all within the same team - Schilling, Beckett, Dice-K, Okijama, Gabbard and Crisp.
In fact, it not only sucks to be a Yankee fan, it sucks to be a fan of any of the other inferior loser walking-dead baseball teams that dare to compete against the Sox in this wonderful league.
Now off to beat my grandmother.