Red Sox Stink 2007

Now that I’m a Red Sox fan, it’s made my life much easier. For starters, I don’t need to back up any argument with anything as silly as facts. I can just shout louder than the other drunk at the bar and I’ll win the argument.

Thirdly, my view is so myopic (a Yankee fan friend of mine taught me that word) that I only see my own players, and can’t recognize anything good in any other player. For example, there is no other closer as good as Papelbon, now or in the past, to ever put on a uniform. He is a first ballot hall of fame pitcher who has no one even near his ability.

So here we are, just split a 4 game series with the Blue Jays, and WE ARE 9 GAMES IN FRONT OF THE YANKEES. Hahaha. Yankees SUCK. Their payroll is 270 million dollars, they are paying 35 million for ARod, paying The Rocket 4 million a day to pitch and allow him to fly home whenever he wants on the Yankee jet, and for what?? To be one game over 500. Ha, it serves them right.

I am starting to get a little worried about the Sox. They will win the division, and make it to the World Series where they will win in 4 games, but they are not hitting right now. As a Red Sox fan, any game where they don’t win by at least 8 runs is disappointing. When you have Josh Beckett go into the 8th and only give up two runs and they still lose, well, to be honest, it makes me want to punch my grandmother in the head, again. So things better start to change for the Red Sox or my nana is going to be hurting pretty bad come October.

I am going to watch the Yankee game because YOU KNOW the Blue Jays will plunk AFrod for helling “Your Momma’s A Whore” to the third baseman when he was running the bases. I just hope they drill him in his lip gloss lips to wipe that disturbing color off his lips.