Red Sox Stink 2007

Ok Yankees organization, you are starting to really piss me off. And trust me, you do. Not. Want. To. FUCK WITH ME. I’m working today, something unfamiliar to most Red Sox fans, and I decided to turn on the Yankees game using MLB.com. I switch it on and the Yankees are up 2-1 with Pettitte pitching. Then all of a sudden, its bases loaded, he gets two outs, then the shit hits the fan. He gives up a single, and the circus of players start to throw the goddamn ball all around, ultimately allowing three freakin RUNS TO SCORE.

The team has been lackluster, no, more like zombies, on offense. Defense is acting like me at some school function my wife drags me to, and pitching sucks ass. They are mailing it in and I DON’T LIKE IT. Not one bit, and you do not want Dave to get angry, because the Incredible Hulk cries his ass to sleep when Dave is angry. Jesus FUCKING Christ go down with some BALLS. I thought that over the last 6 weeks, the Yankees would be playing every game like it matters…which IT DOES. But instead they are out there sleep walking pretending it’s the last day of school and they are all seniors. For fucks sake, play spoiler. Try to get your stats up. Throw your arm out you have the rest of the year to FREAKIN REST.

Forget injuries. They killed the Yanks this year. But who cut off the players’ balls? As a Yankee fan, we have grown accustomed to a team that fights until the end. Sort of like Michael Vicks dog that is so badly beaten he can’t stand, but he still bites the other dog in the ankle. Well, let me tell you something, THIS Yankee fan doesn’t like what he is seeing. There is definitely no fight in this dog.

Look, I am realistic. The Yankees had their number one and then number two starter go down. They have had four of their best players go on the IR. Young pitchers they bet the season on shit the bed. Young fielders they thought would produce did not. Life goes on. But for the studs that walk around with their swinging dicks that are still out there, well, I expected more. All Yankee fans did. You can lose, but lose with dignity and with a fight. All I hear is the same old lines repeated over and over to the media until it is meaningless.

I will always love the Yankees. I did during the 80s and early 90s when they sucked. I did in the 70s when they were great. And I will when the cycle runs back up. But for now, I do not like how they are playing and as a devoted fan, felt the need to speak out.

And as for Schilling. Hey FAT BOY, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK. For those who might not know, ASS FACE opened his big mouth again yesterday and had this to say (with my comments)

“The Yankees suck this year, and they're bitter and mad and they're making excuses over that” (Ok, I can’t argue with that. He is right. I am bitter and made and I have made excuses. This one goes to man boobs)

“Now they've got Tom going down, so New York's excited.” (Uhm, yeah dumb ass, it actually gives the Jets a chance for the first time since 2001. As it does Miami and Buffalo. But I didn’t hear you ripping them did I. Did I?? Huh?? Did you say Buffalo fans are idiots for being excited that the greatest team over the last 7 years and probably in the history of football with one of the greatest QBs to play the game is now mere mortal. NO, I DIDN’T. NOW SHUT IT BLOW FISH FACE!!)

“The sad part is going to be when [the Patriots] beat the Jets.” He ended up predicting a possible 11-5 finish for the Brady-free Patriots this season. (Ok, so you are from Arizona, right? Right? Not sure. So now you are a band wagon Patriots fan making predictions on how they are going to do?? Where do you get off being so bold? Oh, yeah, I forgot, you are a professional athlete who has an opinion about everything from politics to movies to business to football to how to seed your lawn to get a solid green consistent texture. My bad. I need to listen to you because you make more money than me and are a better athlete thus you are better than me. Again, my bad. I will now crawl back to the hole and row with the rest of the slaves ASS FACE).

“The euphoria in New York is palpable," Schilling said when asked about Brady's injury. "They want us to be as bitter and mad and miserable as they are, and unfortunately it's not going to happen." (This I don’t get. Yes, I am bitter and mad and miserable, which to be honest are all traits I picked up living in Boston for the past 11 years. Has he ever met a Red Sox fan?? Bitter, Mad, and Miserable are the three most common baby names given out to Red Sox fans over the last 86 years, and I am just talking about the girls. Who is he kidding? No one is expecting Patriots fans to be bitter or anything close to that. They have had more greatness over the last 7 years then most football fans have in a lifetime. They get that. They understand that football is a violent game that can take a turn in a second. Unfortunately Brady was such a kingpin of their success that they went from number 1 in the Vegas market to win the Super Bowl to number 12 after he went out. But any football fans, and I hate to say this but especially Patriot fans who are very smart about the game, understand that. But I will tell you Schillster, what’s NOT going to happen is a total loss of the season. Until proven otherwise, Belichick will do just fine, even with a QB that hasn’t started a game since high school. That’s another thing. How does a guy who never started a game in college, even backing up two Heisman winners, get a job as a back up on a pro team? You are telling me there aren’t very good STARTING college quarterbacks who aren’t better? It’s strange, don’t you think.

Anyway, Schilling can go fug himself and play video games and eat pig fat all day long. My Yankees are MY problem, not his, and I will deal with it. Now I have to go, I have Cashman on the other line, he needs some advice on what to do with the 88 mil that is coming free this year this obviously the team has decided its over.