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October 31, 2005

October 31, 2005

For quite sometime now I have been trying to figure out what happened to personal responsibility. It seems that no one is to blame for things except corporate America and the government. Why is that?

You spill coffee in your lap and it's the restaurant's fault for making the coffee hot. You pick up a lawnmower to trim a hedge and it's the manufacturers fault your fingers got cutoff. It certainly can't be your fault because you're an idiot, can it?

Never mind that the you have days of warnings to get out of town or stock up on supplies prior to a hurricane coming ashore. Heck I'm sure the government can be there instantaneously to build me a house or bring some ice. No, never mind that you're an idiot, just blame the government.

There is no more of that take charge attitude that are forefathers had. When I talk about the forefathers, I'm not talking about pioneer days. I am talking about the all the years through the about the 70's. The decline begin slowly from then on. With the sharpest decline coming over the last decade. I am extremely concerned that too many Americans have succumbed to
the notion that others will take care of me.

My hope is that at some point good citizens of this country see the light and then a change may came about. We need inform the people that are promoting the entitlements and handouts that it needs to stop. It's time for everyone to begin to take responsibility upon themselves. I believe there are still enough people out there do get things changed and we better have the take charge to do it.

October 20, 2005

October 20, 2005

Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast & live on fish & lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer & the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization & together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals & Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered it required grain & that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking & killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what today is known as "the Conservative movement."

Other men who were weaker & less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's & doing the sewing, fetching & hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women and became known henceforth as ' girleymen .'

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy & group hugs & the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat & beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, & French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood & group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat & still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, Marines, athletes, engineers & generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers & decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created the business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal will have an uncontrollable urge to respond to the above instead of simply laughing, or forwarding